Margaritas are the best medicine!

Do you suffer from shyness?

Are you often irritable, angry, or depressed in any way?

Is the likelihood slim that you will jump on a table and dance to the latest trendy song at any minute?

Do your friends call you “buzz kill”?

If you answered yes to any of the above, relax and try Margaritas!

Margaritas are the safe and natural way to gulp (or sip) your troubles awat and build confidence. Really. We wouldn’t lie. Margaritas help ease your mind and loosen you right up.

You will notice the benefits almost immediately. Just suck down your first 3 or 4 drinks and its look out world! You’re in control and ready to take on just about anything.

Side effects may include: – Dizziness – Nausea – Vomiting – Incarceration – Erotic lustfulness – Loss of motor control – Loss of clothing – Loss of money – Loss of virginity – Table dancing – Headache – Dehydration – Dry mouth – And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

 

Margaritas are the best medicine!